not having money

I have nothing against Geico. I just really wanted to draw this happy little money dude.

Really, this is just a rant against New York. I wish New York wasn't so ridiculously expensive.

I type in "you" and it gives me "poo"

For the record, I haven't been updating for two reasons:

1) Pure laziness.

2) I'm moving onto a new job. That's right, that means I can make more posts about my former job. And this whole time, I was saving my bitterness for twitter...awww

Anyway, I jacked this phone from the lost and found. It's nice and shiny. It also has better reception that my old phone. I've even forgiven the fact that it's not red. *gasp*

What I do hate is that it's T9 predictive text is out of control.

During an important communications event, I was using my phone to contribute to the important online discussion (read: I got to tweet in the mornings and people listed to me. Weird). Too bad everytime I wanted to type something relatively intelligent, my phone thought I wanted to say something horribly offensive.

For example, I wanted to write - "Wow, he made an excellent point about funding"

instead, my phone thought I wanted to say - "I hate you and everything you stand for."

I mean, yeah, I was thinking that, but I don't need my phone to actually say what I was thinking.

uhh...not it [News]

Sam the Koala loses long fight for life

From: The Daily Telegraph
August 06, 2009 3:00PM

BATTERED and thirsty but unbowed, Sam the Koala became a symbol of hope among the ashes of last summer's devastating bushfires. Now her struggle is over.

Article here


That actually makes me a little sad =( Poor koala. Everyone needs to go punch a cyst in vengeance for Sam.

NJ Transit - The Way to Go...to hell

Trains are still a relatively foreign concept for me. Growing up on the west coast meant that everyone had a car and that poor people took the bus - unless you live in Seattle, then it means that you're also trying to be green. Ban Ki-Moon thanks you.

I recently took a trip to the great land of Central Jersey. Rather than taking the bus, I decided to go cheap and take the nice fast train.

Too bad the train goes like 25 miles per hour and is filled with my favorite kind of East Coast people. They also have that funny train junction that I can't pronounce correctly. It's probably because I'm asian.

This space is not your space

First of all, apologies for the lack of timely updates. I was complaining to actual people instead of this passive-aggressive crap. That, and I had another experience with tequila.

I work in a cubicle. I am also the only person in the office who is still in a cubicle, excluding the interns and receptionist. On my floor alone, there are FIVE empty offices.

Cubicle space does not equate to free space. Use your own stapler or computer. You all have that. If you don't, go through one of the EMPTY FIVE OFFICES.

Really, you're not that important

You know what? Your e-mail isn't actually that important.

You're a conference secretary-general of a Model UN conference. Get over yourself.

Lateness

Waiting for that post right at 12:00 PM?

Sorry, it's a minute late.

Why?

Because quite frankly, I can't be bothered by your demands, you bitches.

Weekend, weekend, weekend!