stop lights

Damn you, you stop light! Turn green, turn green, turn green, turn green, GREEN DAMNIT! TURN GREEN!

Even the red lights in the subway system deserves a good punching. Signal problems on the seven train? It's probably a stop light's fault.

(I know, the green light below is jacked up.)

Hipsters

Don't lie to yourself. Every time you're at 14th street and below, you want to punch one.

This is really not fair for me to list this as something I want to punch. At least koalas would be able to defend themselves. Hipsters just ask for it.

Koalas

They're cute and cuddy and they get high on eucalyptus leaves. They're also known as mean little bitches that take baths and drink from bottled water. I'll bet you the koala didn't even recycle. Jerk.

Why do I want to punch a koala? It's probably because I'm a terrible person with anger issues. That, or I really liked this super bowl commercial by careerbuilder.com