If you think long and hard, you'll find something you want to punch too.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

While She Was Out - movies not worth watching, even if it's only $5 at Rite Aid

This is the most irritating movie I have seen in a long time. Irritating. It's like a Lifetime movie, except instead of lovable Sally Fields, you get irritating Kim Basinger with a toolbox.

Main points from the movie:

1) Life is hard being a white woman. So very hard.

2) Bad dudes travel in racially diverse groups led by the white guy. It's also his fault if anything goes down.

2a. Naturally, if anything is happening, the racially diverse group must start speaking in their homeland's language when something dramatic happens.

3) If you're being chased by a group of bad dudes, carry around a tool box. You can do some nasty things with a screwdriver, socket wrench, and a flare. Nasty like "HELL YES, 1UP" not "dress up as a cheetah".