Continental Airlines - Seating from back to front

I swear to all things segway, if I need to check my luggage, I will fucking hit someone. If I pay for a seat upgrade, I better have space for my bag.

[insert MSpaint image of me hitting the continental desk people. Nothing fancy, I'm tired]

Thunderstorms at O'Hare

I would have a happy little photo attached, but I'm currently stuck on a plane.

This is partially my fault. I KNOW that flying through Chicago during the summer means a 1000% chance of weather delays due to thunderstorm, but the cheap flight makes it kinda worth it.

*sigh* Why must United be based out of the Windy City? Maybe I should travel by train.

*insert MSPaint picture of a gray storm cloud with an angry scowl and fangs. Lightning is shooting out of the cloud and striking a little dog owner. Another lightning bolt is shaped like the middle finger. The caption reads "You are now free to fly around the country and SUCK IT!!!!1111 biatches"*