Continental Airlines - Seating from back to front

I swear to all things segway, if I need to check my luggage, I will fucking hit someone. If I pay for a seat upgrade, I better have space for my bag.

[insert MSpaint image of me hitting the continental desk people. Nothing fancy, I'm tired]

Thunderstorms at O'Hare

I would have a happy little photo attached, but I'm currently stuck on a plane.

This is partially my fault. I KNOW that flying through Chicago during the summer means a 1000% chance of weather delays due to thunderstorm, but the cheap flight makes it kinda worth it.

*sigh* Why must United be based out of the Windy City? Maybe I should travel by train.

*insert MSPaint picture of a gray storm cloud with an angry scowl and fangs. Lightning is shooting out of the cloud and striking a little dog owner. Another lightning bolt is shaped like the middle finger. The caption reads "You are now free to fly around the country and SUCK IT!!!!1111 biatches"*

While She Was Out - movies not worth watching, even if it's only $5 at Rite Aid

This is the most irritating movie I have seen in a long time. Irritating. It's like a Lifetime movie, except instead of lovable Sally Fields, you get irritating Kim Basinger with a toolbox.

Main points from the movie:

1) Life is hard being a white woman. So very hard.

2) Bad dudes travel in racially diverse groups led by the white guy. It's also his fault if anything goes down.

2a. Naturally, if anything is happening, the racially diverse group must start speaking in their homeland's language when something dramatic happens.

3) If you're being chased by a group of bad dudes, carry around a tool box. You can do some nasty things with a screwdriver, socket wrench, and a flare. Nasty like "HELL YES, 1UP" not "dress up as a cheetah".

Ryan

It's his birthday. So naturally, I want to punch him.

Here's hoping that I don't punch Ryan in the face.

not having money

I have nothing against Geico. I just really wanted to draw this happy little money dude.

Really, this is just a rant against New York. I wish New York wasn't so ridiculously expensive.

I type in "you" and it gives me "poo"

For the record, I haven't been updating for two reasons:

1) Pure laziness.

2) I'm moving onto a new job. That's right, that means I can make more posts about my former job. And this whole time, I was saving my bitterness for twitter...awww

Anyway, I jacked this phone from the lost and found. It's nice and shiny. It also has better reception that my old phone. I've even forgiven the fact that it's not red. *gasp*

What I do hate is that it's T9 predictive text is out of control.

During an important communications event, I was using my phone to contribute to the important online discussion (read: I got to tweet in the mornings and people listed to me. Weird). Too bad everytime I wanted to type something relatively intelligent, my phone thought I wanted to say something horribly offensive.

For example, I wanted to write - "Wow, he made an excellent point about funding"

instead, my phone thought I wanted to say - "I hate you and everything you stand for."

I mean, yeah, I was thinking that, but I don't need my phone to actually say what I was thinking.

uhh...not it [News]

Sam the Koala loses long fight for life

From: The Daily Telegraph
August 06, 2009 3:00PM

BATTERED and thirsty but unbowed, Sam the Koala became a symbol of hope among the ashes of last summer's devastating bushfires. Now her struggle is over.

Article here


That actually makes me a little sad =( Poor koala. Everyone needs to go punch a cyst in vengeance for Sam.