Dear Little Dogs,
You have four legs. I have two.
I understand that you're so little and that you get tired easily. But quite frankly, I have enough trouble walking on a regular day. I don't need to carry your puny furry ass everywhere.
Are you worried about getting hurt in the city? Well, maybe you should have thought about that before you decided to stop growing.
This person had the right idea http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/
Anyway, to be fair, I'm not going to punch a little dog. I'll just roll over it on accident, or something. (sounds more humane)
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