It's the same thing, lady

Cashier: What would you like to drink?

Me: Oh, I'll have a 7up

Cashier: We don't have that. *angry silent stare*

*I look over to the counter and see a ridiculous amount of sprite*

Me: Okay...I'll have a sprite.

Cashier: Oh! Okay.

Dear cashier lady at the delicious restaurant in the East Village,

7up and sprite are pretty much the same by most people's standards. Do I really have to specify that I'll take a sprite instead? You probably wouldn't have made this list, except for the fact that you looked sorta dumb.