I almost punched someone this weekend. True story.The picture is NOT a crappy MSpaint drawing, but an accurate photo of the person I almost punched. If you're read the past three posts, you will be able to identify this person as a grade-A hipster.
Ways to identify a hipster:
1) Has the word "ASS" in big red letters above their head;
2) Shitty beard. You know, the kind that Chuck Norris would make fun of except he has a shitty beard too;
3) Pink polo over a purple polo;
4) Pink polo over a purple polo with the double popped collar.
Long story, super short, this stylish individual cut in line at a club after a large group of people politely waited in line. I was hoping that he'd at least have a large group of hotties waiting for him, but no. It was more of my favorite people.
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