"Hey, did you get some sun this weekend? Your face looks burnt.""Yes. Yes, I did get some sun this weekend."
"Oh man, it looks bad! Why didn't you put on any sunscreen?"
"I did. I still got burnt."
"You're going to get skin cancer if you keep doing that."
"You're going to get punched in the face, you self-righteous bitch."
Happy Monday, everyone!
On a related note, Long Beach, NY is pretty nice. While I'm still not necessarily a fan of the $10 fee to get onto the sand, I definitely loved doing absolutely nothing in the sun.
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